by elizaligon A pervasive demon lurks in our midst. Falling like a fog upon our campus, this is no monster that you can touch, smell, nor taste. It cannot be physically fought. Still, you can see it. You see it… Read More ›
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the best secret spots on campus
by wtstaff Ok freshmeat, we know you’re still finding your footing here at UVM, and thisyear, we’ve decided to take it easy on you. This year, the staff of the water tower ismaking all of the coolest spots known on… Read More ›
my top ten most ridiculous red flags
by elizaligon Believe it or not, I am not perfect. Shocking, I know,but bare with me! In spite of my imperfections– whichare few and far between– I aim to surround myselfwith perfect people. I don’t mean the kinds of peoplewho… Read More ›
i can’t osmosis :(
by elizaligon I have recently become painfully aware of one of the many great shortcomings of humankind. I have to drink water, or I will not be hydrated…??? Shocking revelation, I know, and you may be doubting its basis, but… Read More ›
mcdonald’s: the good, the bad, and the ugly
by elizaligon I suppose that I am a woman of romance. I like to go on dates, preferably ones that entail sharing milkshakes and staring longingly into each others’ eyes. And where better to do this than at McDick’s? Unfortunately,… Read More ›
jebus died for our sims
by elizaligon I started playing the Sims a few weeks ago. Did y’all know about this? The first game in the series came out in 2000. I’m obsessed; it all started when my roommate Freddie told me that he could… Read More ›
a very cowboy christmas
by elizaligon I know we’re all getting really fucking sick of Christmas music already, and December has hardly set in. Beyond that, I know that we’re all thinking the same thing: Christmas is cool and all, but I just wish… Read More ›
it’s always sexy in the city
by elizaligon I am no angel. Over the past year, I’ve subjected myself to a lot of bad TV… I mean, a lot. HBO Max kinda wrecked my shit– I can now say that I have seen most of Friends… Read More ›