by XjerseymamasX Faithful readers of the Water Tower may remember my brave coming out as a hey mamas lesbian on page 8 last spring. This coming out was marked with character development such as an eyebrow slit, overworn polo shirt,… Read More ›
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the do’s and dont’s of freshman year: whore edition
by cumslut Hey sluts! It’s me cumslut!! I am now an upperclassman which totally makes me qualified to give advice to the freshies. This piece I will be going over everything you should definitely try at your first year at… Read More ›
which bowl are you?
by zoewilson As an appreciator of art, one of my favorite online window shopping activities is scrolling through the endless options under the Etsy keywords, “unique bowl weed”. Take this quiz to find out which goofy piece of glassware embodies… Read More ›
help! my roommate is the alpha male!
by zoewilson My random roommate assignment had been going swimmingly until late one fateful October evening in Mercy Hall. If you thought living in Mercy was the scariest thing to come of this incident, you would be deeply mistaken. We… Read More ›
oops we sold our souls to tiktok
by elizaligon A pervasive demon lurks in our midst. Falling like a fog upon our campus, this is no monster that you can touch, smell, nor taste. It cannot be physically fought. Still, you can see it. You see it… Read More ›