by addisonschwarz & edenambrovich The autumn winds have shifted into winter snowfall, and with the bitter cold biting our skin, we embark on the end of this scholastic chapter. While most of you will be continuing your journey here at… Read More ›
kay sheeger
mid-semester slump
by maliajaffrani It is finally November. Happy semi-annual mid-semester slump! We have reached the time of year when 8:30 classes have become impossible, and 10:30s are pushing it. Don’t even get me started on 3:30 and 4:45 classes–those don’t… Read More ›
DAD denies report of monsters spotted under the bed
by connormurphy Water Tower Headquarters, Burlington, VT, 31 October 2023 The Water Tower News has been following the widespread circulation of reports of monsters hiding underneath the beds of children across the region. Witnesses have stated the presence of scratching… Read More ›
horsegiirl’s boiler room set
by catquest and kaysheeger Last winter break, Cathy decided that she had enough of her quaint New Jersey town in search of brighter pastures (Kay’s apartment in NYC). Though the intention of the trip may have been to celebrate the… Read More ›
how to have the perfect gilmore girls fall
by kaysheeger The leaves are beginning to blush red and there’s that certain calming crisp in the air in beautiful Burlington, Vermont. You know what that means– autumn has ascended upon us once again! This fall, let’s take notes from… Read More ›
the cyber cafe has risen again
by catherinefauver and sophiewolfe Cathy: As new 4th years, Sophie and I have seen UVM through many stages of insanity related to the way that the university handled COVID, and one of the true horrors that the pandemic brought was the… Read More ›
escape from canada
by catquest As an esteemed investigative journalist and known lover of sounds, summer 2023 all built up to one event for me. Osheaga, my first music festival and known stomping ground of McGill and UVM students alike. Don’t be mistaken… Read More ›
connect the dots dumbass
by kaysheeger
scraps2catnip: a memoir
Scraps2Catnip: A Collection of Life Stories Vol. 1 By vinnievangoghsorrentino As the sun warmed my whiskers, I woke up to the rustling of a squirrel navigating the branches above. Ah yes, another glorious day in the great Vermont outdoors, living… Read More ›
woman has misanthropic thoughts (shocking)
by maliajaffrani It’s just another Friday night where I am sitting alone in the bath, drinking another bottle of wine, scrolling through Tinder after I’ve redownloaded it for the fifth time after completely deleting my account. I’m bored, dissatisfied. I… Read More ›