by abdomen Would you rather never pet a dog again or never get married? Would you rather be a gay republican or a “fiscally conservative socially liberal” democrat? Would you rather be stuck on a stranded island… Read More ›
abbie kopelowitz
we got squirrels
by owencarpenter-zehe The running theory in my house is that squirrels are living happily in the walls. Yes, squirrels. The cute woodland creatures have nested deep within the Victorian-era walls of our decrepit Burlington apartment. There is currently only circumstantial… Read More ›
rosh hashaNAHHHH
by abbiekopelowitz We don’t care to admit it, but we Jews are a judgmental crowd. We inherited this trait from the big man upstairs, who during our high holy holidays, judges our actions of the past year and decides if… Read More ›