by cumslut Hey sluts! It’s me cumslut!! I am now an upperclassman which totally makes me qualified to give advice to the freshies. This piece I will be going over everything you should definitely try at your first year at… Read More ›
around town
fit checked by cynic goblins
by masonkosman I can’t keep it a secret any longer. I know the truth and it has to come out. This living nightmare that I have found myself trapped inside of must be shared with the world. Please if you… Read More ›
pool players paradise, perceived from the sidelines
by heinuswanus Ah the Davis Center. Truly a wonder for all uvm students. From overpriced foods, long sandwich lines, the occasional visit from RallyCat, and apparently the longest continuous staircase in Vermont, the Davis center really does have it all…. Read More ›
now boarding: the dudley h. davis center
by ljmontgomery Picture this: your sweaty hands are gripping a boarding pass, you have your favorite sneakers on. You’ve dressed in layers, knowing that you might get chilly on your next flight. In the airport, (or the Davis Center), you’re… Read More ›
peril in terill: found files
by politicalfish The following message has been recovered from our ground team on Central Campus. It appears that the writer was investigating the Terrill building on campus. ….. but there’s one place I don’t really know. Terrill. Terrill is the… Read More ›
candy guide
by d.orkin This time of year, everyone is talking about their Halloween plans. What costume they will wear, what party they will go to, and most importantly, where they will Trick or Treat. If you think we are too old… Read More ›
repentance cat rules the night
by politicalfish The wind whistles louder than normal, chilling you and sending shivers down your spine as you walk through central campus back to your dorm. Walk- ing back alone without telling anyone where you were wasn’t a smart choice,… Read More ›
ikon pass: if you dare
by catherinefauver It all started one fateful chilly October afternoon. Everything was looking optimistic in Burlington. The leaves were beginning to change and you could almost sense the spreading joy as the world was enveloped in shades of orange, red,… Read More ›
thank you city market: non binary kids for everyone!
by mattmcgotty Before working at City Market, it was nothing more than some conveniently placed supermarket with a parking lot chaotic enough to rival a Whole Food’s in Chicago in the middle of winter during a zombie apocalypse. I had… Read More ›
student chiropractor club making a pop in howe library
by lindsayhaigh Calling all ASMR enthusiasts, risk takers, and people with spinal issues. Semester got you tight? Are you craving the sweet release of a good ol’ pippity pop? Well, you’re in luck! The Crackamounts are back in town. “Our… Read More ›