by angelinacarando Since its inception, UVM has rallied behind its fearless mascot, the catamount. However, this symbol of Vermont ruggedness and college pride has started to lose its pizazz, because no one has actually seen a real catamount in Vermont… Read More ›
around town
l&l: uvm’s premiere haunted maze
by jaketurnerchan I visited UVM’s recently unveiled haunted maze, the Living and Learning Centre, on Monday. Entering through the heavy glass doors straight up to the reception desk, two women sat, sifting through papers. “Hi,” I said, “I’m here for… Read More ›
basement blunder
by anitadarling I’ll never forget the first basement show I went to. Wait, my mistake. I actually have forgotten. This was not due to me being too intoxicated to retain those precious memories, rest assured. I promise you… Read More ›
bird bikes are embarrassing
by catquest There’s an epidemic facing the greater Burlington area, and it is really not what you may think considering how the last 3 years have been going. If you have been in Burlington over the summer, you may have… Read More ›
the millis citrus pillage
by theriddeller Orange, are you glad to live on an athletic campus? Well you better be because I got cramped in a forced triple in the back-five. This unfortunate housing choice makes it so whenever I decide to wander over… Read More ›
university-funded study shows that students are happier in triples than being homeless
by paigemann If you are a student living on campus there is a 30% chance that you are living in a triple room, and there’s just about a 100% chance you aren’t happy about it! Due to all of the… Read More ›
beat the heat: a guide to north beach
by titty.tino Ah yes, you’re planning to visit Burlington, Vermont, how exciting! Oh. You want to spend some time at North Beach Park, or even camp there for a few days? Nice. Well, after spending many a summer day atop… Read More ›
the great uheights plague
by aj There is an epidemic plaguing the halls of University Heights. One capable, perhaps, of causing suffering even worse than that of trying to hold a conversation with one of the complex’s HCOL freshman inhabitants. Now, we here… Read More ›
bathroom humor
by politicalfish For some reason that I truly cannot explain, every single bathroom on this god-forsaken campus is different. Truly. All of them. And why? For what? I understand that while most UVM buildings are made of brick, that… Read More ›
it is (was) hot
by zachmoss The dawn of the 2023 – 2024 UVM School year has commenced, and thus we are reminded of all the things that spark adverse and frustrating conditions at school. Now that the excitement of coming back to school… Read More ›