by sophiewolfe In the year 2008, God’s favorite filmmaker Catherine Hardwicke was brave enough to bring the first Twilight film into the universe, and Robert Pattinson subsequently hung from a tree in the town of Forks, Washington and uttered the… Read More ›
by katierearden My house has a mouse. His diet consists only of rat food and sometimes Vegetable scraps, like what you would throw into a pot to make homemade broth. His Good Christian Name is Mr. Mouse and he hails… Read More ›
by grantwoods On the shores of the mighty Lake Champlain sits Burlington, the largest city in the state of Vermont. It is a pioneering city in renewable energy and pot smoke. The students of the University of Vermont who call… Read More ›
by michaelhaydon Friends, I have gathered us here today in lament. For what are we lamenting, you might ask. This is an understandable question, but not one I can bear to have any respect for. If you are an off… Read More ›
by samstillman In early October, I let my loneliness get the best of me. I took the walk of shame to the app store and downloaded tinder. After strategically analyzing which interests to choose, taking some photos that I figured… Read More ›
by maxheath I’ve been on UVM’s campus for one year now, and in that time, I’ve seen some shit. I have watched the religion of Jeff Goldblum rise and fall. I have seen the Jehovah’s Witnesses set up shop in… Read More ›
by grantwoods I’ve had my face for more than nineteen years. My face has been in contact with oxygen for nineteen years and two months (nineteen years and eleven months if contact with my mother’s innards is included). Obviously, it’s… Read More ›
by sethwade You’re welcome. You stop and turn around, unsure if you heard me right. I point to your wrist, to the free Apple watch you received just for participating in our study. You nod blankly, about to turn away…. Read More ›
by wtstaff As the world as we know it seems to be falling apart, the water tower staff has had to face a sad truth. With campus nearly vacated, we are unable to meet for the in-person meetings that inspire… Read More ›
by kathrynbrown It’s no secret that downtown Burlington is home to a plethora of delinquents, whether it be the infamous crack squirrels, neighbors who blast EDM at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday, or your landlord who charges $725 a month… Read More ›