by titty.tino Ah yes, you’re planning to visit Burlington, Vermont, how exciting! Oh. You want to spend some time at North Beach Park, or even camp there for a few days? Nice. Well, after spending many a summer day atop… Read More ›
around town
the great uheights plague
by aj There is an epidemic plaguing the halls of University Heights. One capable, perhaps, of causing suffering even worse than that of trying to hold a conversation with one of the complex’s HCOL freshman inhabitants. Now, we here… Read More ›
bathroom humor
by politicalfish For some reason that I truly cannot explain, every single bathroom on this god-forsaken campus is different. Truly. All of them. And why? For what? I understand that while most UVM buildings are made of brick, that… Read More ›
it is (was) hot
by zachmoss The dawn of the 2023 – 2024 UVM School year has commenced, and thus we are reminded of all the things that spark adverse and frustrating conditions at school. Now that the excitement of coming back to school… Read More ›
the do’s and dont’s of freshman year: whore edition
by cumslut Hey sluts! It’s me cumslut!! I am now an upperclassman which totally makes me qualified to give advice to the freshies. This piece I will be going over everything you should definitely try at your first year at… Read More ›
fit checked by cynic goblins
by masonkosman I can’t keep it a secret any longer. I know the truth and it has to come out. This living nightmare that I have found myself trapped inside of must be shared with the world. Please if you… Read More ›
pool players paradise, perceived from the sidelines
by heinuswanus Ah the Davis Center. Truly a wonder for all uvm students. From overpriced foods, long sandwich lines, the occasional visit from RallyCat, and apparently the longest continuous staircase in Vermont, the Davis center really does have it all…. Read More ›
now boarding: the dudley h. davis center
by ljmontgomery Picture this: your sweaty hands are gripping a boarding pass, you have your favorite sneakers on. You’ve dressed in layers, knowing that you might get chilly on your next flight. In the airport, (or the Davis Center), you’re… Read More ›
peril in terill: found files
by politicalfish The following message has been recovered from our ground team on Central Campus. It appears that the writer was investigating the Terrill building on campus. ….. but there’s one place I don’t really know. Terrill. Terrill is the… Read More ›
candy guide
by d.orkin This time of year, everyone is talking about their Halloween plans. What costume they will wear, what party they will go to, and most importantly, where they will Trick or Treat. If you think we are too old… Read More ›