andrew salerno

vampires

by grantwoods My neighbors are vampires. They stay up all night and are afraid of garlic. It’s the woman vampire’s second marriage And her new husband screws her hard all night, Biting at her neck. Sometimes her old husband honks… Read More ›

be the cowboy? sure!

by andrewsalerno If you’ve never heard of Mitski Miyawaki before, I would preface this article by saying she’s a Japanese-American indie rocker, whose songs are volatile and charged with rhythm s and lyrics are unwaveringly dripping with emotion. I remember… Read More ›