by sophiewolfe yeah sure as Gertrude Stein said, in the morning there is meaning, in the evening there is feeling, but in the afternoon there is Flamin Hot Cheetos and that is what makes all the difference there is an… Read More ›
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vampires
by grantwoods My neighbors are vampires. They stay up all night and are afraid of garlic. It’s the woman vampire’s second marriage And her new husband screws her hard all night, Biting at her neck. Sometimes her old husband honks… Read More ›
champ the magic dragon
by estherrosen art by andrew salerno Many mythical creatures have thrived in folklore through years past. The Loch Ness monster, bigfoot, Beyonce. Even Puff the Magic Dragon has his own song. But one creature of the deep has been long… Read More ›
be the cowboy? sure!
by andrewsalerno If you’ve never heard of Mitski Miyawaki before, I would preface this article by saying she’s a Japanese-American indie rocker, whose songs are volatile and charged with rhythm s and lyrics are unwaveringly dripping with emotion. I remember… Read More ›
top 10 hot gay icons of animation
by andrewsalerno art also by andrew salerno On behalf of the water tower news, I present to you my carefully curated list of animated characters I found sexy when I was a child. I hope that some of you find… Read More ›