by madgakmiecik The most controversial species on the planet, the man. Whether you love or hate thecreature, I’d like to inform you that males may cease to exist. It turns out that in about 10million years, the Y chromosome will… Read More ›
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rogan v. young (2022)
by d.orkin Rogan & Young Interview Following a statement made by Neil Young, Spotify has removed the acclaimed rock n’ roll artist’s music from their platform. Reasons for this action included a distaste for some other content that Spotify has… Read More ›
man’s greatest desire – caveman
by sophiewolfe Though the gender binary is becoming increasingly irrelevant to contemporary life in the 21st century, once upon a time in the world before straight dudes started wearing chipped black nail polish to signify their complete security in their… Read More ›
man grounded at age 22 for spending $200 on magic: the gathering cards
b: themasterchef It’s been a weird return to Burlington. This semester is already dragging on and now we leave the comfort and joy of a week away from class to return to Burlington’s annual desolate tundra. Despite this dreary return… Read More ›
my strange addiction: alcohol
by grantwoods We arrived at the house of the man I’d yet to meet at a quarter to two, many hours before happy hour, in Columbus, Ohio. It was the strangest addiction I had yet to meet, an alcohol addict…. Read More ›
cryptbrocurrency: my brother the nft aficionado
by marquettazuckerberg I have an older brother who was gracious enough to speak with me about his involvement with NFTs and cryptocurrency. He wishes to remain anonymous as he is rather ashamed of the environmental impact of NFTs. I have… Read More ›
we need more michael myers films
by hanspotter With the latest Halloween movie hitting box offices across the country this fall, I – and I know you as well – have been left thinking only one thing: this story could use some more flair. Well, luckily… Read More ›
an awkward convo w/ some vampires
by emilymattison “I’d like to first thank you all for agreeing to speak with me” I begin, shifting nervously in my seat. I’d invited three local vampires to come have a chat with me about life, death, immortality, and media… Read More ›
my night with a spiritual white woman.
by danelibler No it’s not my hair, I often see my exact stickfigure-drawn locks sticking out from under Carhartt beanies and Skida headbands. White Vermont girls love a warmed scalp. No, it’s not my personal brand. I swing on a… Read More ›
kids aren’t homophobic, they just don’t get it
by mattmcgotty Recently, I began working at an afterschool program for elementary kids and it’s basically the only consistently interesting thing that has been happening to me recently. That, and the string of ghosts my mom just sent me, but… Read More ›