by mattmcgotty With technology advancing at a speed faster than rabbit birthing rates, it is no surprise that cars have received the same treatment. From the self driving Tesla to the Fiat that is colored and built like a piece… Read More ›
interviews
the devil wears stupid little glasses
by politicalfish WT: Hi Speaker of the House Michael Johnson, thank you for sitting down with me today. Mike Johnson: Die liberal scum. WT: Wow, terrible energy! Let’s get started. You were elected on October 25th after four… Read More ›
interview: edgar allan poe (mullet edition)
by oedipussy Oedipussy (O): Today I have the honor and privilege to sit down with the late and great Edgar Allan Poe! And it’s not just any ordinary interview-today I will be chopping old Eddie up with a shag mullet!… Read More ›
five movies, two haters, and one awful baby
by heinouswanus H: One thing about me, I do not like the Twilight movies. I did not understand the plot at any point, and overall I was left feeling confused and scared of people named Bella. So with me to… Read More ›
exclusive: ai tells all
by chatgpt and politicalfish ChatGPT Roasts Humanity: A Satirical Interview with the AI Overlord By: ChatGPT & PoliticalFish The following prompt was given to ChatGPT. ChatGPT legitimately wrote this article: *Write a funny interview with yourself for a satirical student… Read More ›
skaterboys are ruining my life
by lizzygrant Skateboard: Hello, thanks for coming in today! Me: Thanks for having me, Skate! Skateboard: Of course, so… let’s get down to business: dating. Me: Yikes, I think we all have some stories to tell Skateboard: Why yes, we… Read More ›
interview w/ the person who has committed all pranks against you
by kelseydeemer As a hostess with the mostess in training I have thrown a few college house parties in my day. And we all know, when you throw a college house party, you will be college house party pranked. In… Read More ›
man grounded at age 22 for spending $200 on magic: the gathering cards
b: themasterchef It’s been a weird return to Burlington. This semester is already dragging on and now we leave the comfort and joy of a week away from class to return to Burlington’s annual desolate tundra. Despite this dreary return… Read More ›
an awkward convo w/ some vampires
by emilymattison “I’d like to first thank you all for agreeing to speak with me” I begin, shifting nervously in my seat. I’d invited three local vampires to come have a chat with me about life, death, immortality, and media… Read More ›
my night with a spiritual white woman.
by danelibler No it’s not my hair, I often see my exact stickfigure-drawn locks sticking out from under Carhartt beanies and Skida headbands. White Vermont girls love a warmed scalp. No, it’s not my personal brand. I swing on a… Read More ›