by sesameseeds The thought of a strap-on is terrifying – no matter who you are. Lewd thoughts of a thick, veined, plastic dick squirting lotion as fake cum, or of the dragon dick phenomenon taking over TikTok flooded my mind… Read More ›
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interview: uncovering the undercover undercover cops of america
by mattmcgotty With technology advancing at a speed faster than rabbit birthing rates, it is no surprise that cars have received the same treatment. From the self driving Tesla to the Fiat that is colored and built like a piece… Read More ›
wilt: don’t cheap out on an airbnb
by zachmoss It was cold (and dark). The kinda cold that grips you as you walk outside and screams in your face immediately making you forget whatever you were thinking about. The kinda cold that really makes you wanna not… Read More ›
the devil wears stupid little glasses
by politicalfish WT: Hi Speaker of the House Michael Johnson, thank you for sitting down with me today. Mike Johnson: Die liberal scum. WT: Wow, terrible energy! Let’s get started. You were elected on October 25th after four… Read More ›
dealters don’t ride vespas
by baileyschoolkid My dealer is something not of this world. For if he is, he comes from some remote corner of the world unbeknownst to most men. I haven’t exactly figured out his nature, but I’ve turned to the literature… Read More ›
interview: edgar allan poe (mullet edition)
by oedipussy Oedipussy (O): Today I have the honor and privilege to sit down with the late and great Edgar Allan Poe! And it’s not just any ordinary interview-today I will be chopping old Eddie up with a shag mullet!… Read More ›
five movies, two haters, and one awful baby
by heinouswanus H: One thing about me, I do not like the Twilight movies. I did not understand the plot at any point, and overall I was left feeling confused and scared of people named Bella. So with me to… Read More ›
bing- oh! oh! oh!- the problem with mixing sex and competition
by oedipussy I love games. I am a competitive, intense rule-follower in all the wrong ways. So when, on a walk home from Sputie’s, my friends and I had the fantastic idea to make our sex lives into a game,… Read More ›
circumcision: not all what it’s cut out to be
by danalavender Circumcision is possibly one of the longest standing tragedies known to mankind. It is simultaneously empowering and emasculating, a connector of the populace while being its darkest, most tragic secret. And that lack of knowledge can lead to… Read More ›
timmy and kylie
by mak Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner were spotted canoodling at Queen B’s concert on the 5th. While both are incredibly successful individuals, usually a tell-tale sign of the beginnings of a power couple, it is said that their coming… Read More ›