Author Archives
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a friendship application playlist
by danalavender If you were to stop me outside the Davis Center and ask me to name any song from Taylor Swift’s critically acclaimed Midnights, I would laugh before darting away faster than Ezra Miller on vacation. To put it… Read More ›
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canada might be out to get me
by maliajaffrani Ô Canada! Terre de nos aïeux, Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux! Just kidding, I don’t know shit about French; Google Translate is my holy grail. My friends and I decided to go to Montreal for our… Read More ›
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lucy’s diary (leaked)
by pucylowell Recently, I made the grave mistake of reading my old diary from middle and high school. For your entertainment purposes I have pulled a few quotes out that made me giggle: “She came over and wanted to share… Read More ›
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winter activities you already thought of
by virunvijay If you’re anything like us, winter in Vermont can be overwhelming. The biting chill, icy sidewalks, and constant cloudy skies are enough to make any normal resident say “Oh man, I don’t really enjoy this.” But worst of… Read More ›
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scraps2catnip: a memoir
Scraps2Catnip: A Collection of Life Stories Vol. 1 By vinnievangoghsorrentino As the sun warmed my whiskers, I woke up to the rustling of a squirrel navigating the branches above. Ah yes, another glorious day in the great Vermont outdoors, living… Read More ›
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election results: behind the curtain
by b.s. Today, Wednesday November 16, the nation is still settling from the excitement of the 2022 midterms. The fallout has been near nuclear and in this political climate, it is imperative that the informed citizen gets their election coverage… Read More ›
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woman has misanthropic thoughts (shocking)
by maliajaffrani It’s just another Friday night where I am sitting alone in the bath, drinking another bottle of wine, scrolling through Tinder after I’ve redownloaded it for the fifth time after completely deleting my account. I’m bored, dissatisfied. I… Read More ›
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overwhelmed by tyranny because my landlord exists
by xandersanders “OMG you had a shitty experience with your landlord? You’re so special that has never happened to anyone else ever…” To that I say, yes, I am not like other girls :). So let’s dive in. I moved… Read More ›
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midnight review: taylor should have just gone to sleep at 11…
by amandachurch Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been a fan of Taylor Swift ever since I heard Teardrops On My Guitar on my McDonald’s Happy Meal KidzBop CD and thought she was Carrie Underwood, and I will take every chance… Read More ›