Author Archives
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eat girl scouts
by saraj & haileep Girl Scouts. Girl scout cookies. Cookies. We know them, we see them everywhere. They are a college student’s kryptonite. They’re your uncle’s secret addiction. They’re traded for weed. They’re paired with your finest red wine. Featured… Read More ›
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the keefler elf
by oedipussy Once upon a time, deep in the Redstone pines, amid undergraduate stoners in five-panel hats and rainbow hammock lovers lived the kingpin of the forest: The Kiefler Elf. At a stature of 420 millimeters, The Kiefler Elf, or… Read More ›
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connect the dots dumbass
by kaysheeger
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craft corner: meth
by emmas
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craft corner: apple pipe
by addisonschwarz
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addison: a day in review
by edenambrovich My roommate is a sight to behold. In beauty, yes, but mostly in the way their mind spins. Each day presents a new challenge to be reckoned with and a new study to be held on my part…. Read More ›
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exclusive: ai tells all
by chatgpt and politicalfish ChatGPT Roasts Humanity: A Satirical Interview with the AI Overlord By: ChatGPT & PoliticalFish The following prompt was given to ChatGPT. ChatGPT legitimately wrote this article: *Write a funny interview with yourself for a satirical student… Read More ›
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fnaf to barb pipeline
by bemmy The air was crisp. The semester was fresh. Rowan, the sexiest girl with bangs I’ve ever seen, had just asked me to go to Phoenix Books with her. We hadn’t spoken since December, and I knew she had… Read More ›
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colleen hoover vs god
by oedipussy Imagine my surprise when I open my New York Times app to a startling photo of a middle-aged woman, staring through the screen with those piercing gen-x eyes. Who is it? Colleen Hoover. The New York Times was… Read More ›
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Dear phoebe: I AM SO SORRY
by rodentgirl We all knew her. She was a regular. I see her around couple nights a week. Usually, a beer. But tonight was just straight whiskey on the rocks. I nudged my buddy in the side. I did it… Read More ›