by sophiespencer As a harsh winter fades slowly and falsely into mud season, I am tired. I am tired of the everyday bundle, of the necessity to brace myself as I step out of any indoor enclosure, of the monotony… Read More ›
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what your barista really thinks
by sophiespencer I am one for introspection. I love to know why, to know how, to know the cycles driving and the assumptions prolonging everything I can. If you’re a psychoanalytical freak like me, read on. If the idea of… Read More ›
the tag-loving sadists who live below me
by sophiespencer I’ve met them only once, briefly right when I moved in. I was sitting in the trunk of the CarShare I rented to retrieve a table from the outskirts of conservative Vermont (yikes), when they came out of… Read More ›
haunt me?
by sophiespencer Like some people want a dog, I want a ghost. Not a scary ghost, throwing tables and chairs and knives, but a friendly one-—think Casper. My ghost would leave me little fridge notes, *note to self: buy scrabble… Read More ›
bros before rose
by chadthunderdome Now more than ever it is more difficult for men to trick women into sleeping with them. COVID has put a particular strain on everyone’s ability to get laid – without drinking 6 pbrs in one hour and… Read More ›
Man vs. Mold: Sparring Spores and Classism
by michaelhaydon The way humans tell our history is often characterized as good versus evil. The bible follows this pattern. Twilight follows this pattern. I think. People who don’t understand that Star Wars is really just about cool flashy lasers… Read More ›
disrespect the pouch, respect the keg
by b.s. On January 29th at roughly 2:30am I stumbled upon a video of what was dubbed “big Capri Sun”. The video showed hundreds of Capri Suns being squirted into a five-gallon bag, slapped on the counter, and being drunk… Read More ›
mom rock- chiller vibes
by elizaligon You may have heard of Dad Rock. The phrase first arose in 2007 as a harsh review of Wilco’s “Sky Blue Sky.” The saying was meant to express the album’s uncomplicated passivity in the eyes of the critic…. Read More ›
new, progressive symptoms of covid-19
by samstillman Covid-19. It’s ruined your travel plans, canceled numerous fancy dinners, and even shut down Disneyland! It seemed like this virus could not get worse, however, if we learned anything in 2020, it’s that hitting rock bottom is just… Read More ›
microwave my nuts
by benduhamel Let’s find out. Here at the water tower we resurrect yourfavorite bits of late 2000s nostalgia because nobody likes deadnostalgia. Today, we’re gonna be digging up the (semi-)popularyoutube series “Is it a good idea to microwave this” byJogWheel…. Read More ›
