What’s the first thing you think of when someone says Halloween? Costumes? Candy? Scary movies? Wrong. You should always have “Monster Mash” on your mind. This is single handedly the most coochielicious song ever written. I could pop my pussy and swing my dick around to this song 24/7, but alas, it is really only acceptable to listen to during the month of October. That being said, I am absolutely getting my use out of this once a year masterpiece. Whether I’m in the car, the shower, serenading Suresh’s house, befriending local rabid creatures, or running from the Colchester Kisser (real ones know), “Monster Mash” will be blaring in my ears. The beat, the rhymes, the sound effects, ALL impeccable works of art. This song truly is a “graveyard smash”. I implore each and every one of you to get out there and shake some ass to the “Monster Mash” this spooky season.
P.S. – If you don’t, I will personally curse ALL of your weed from now until forever