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By the water tower on March 26, 2023

by kaysheeger

Categories: April Fools 2023, kay sheeger, vol 26

Letter From the Co-Ed's ------Dear Reader, we are excited to release Issue 4 of Volume 27. To you, this may be issue 4, but the co-eds have had so many issues! Our furnace is broken, the paper is facing a 2008-level financial crisis, and to top it off, next week is Thanksgiving (derogatory). This week we are ecstatic about Wet Aid 2 and all the support we have gotten from Radio Bean. Beans are so important to us here at the Water Tower. We are so deeply honored to have so many bands playing for free to help out little old us. We literally are not blackmailing a single one of the performers. We are stoked for the launch of our stickers that are a little too big to fit on a Bic lighter but fit nicely with a little trim. May registration be ever in your favor, and as always---- stay wet, ceduliebenoit-smith & owencarpenter-zehe

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