- I believe rocks have spiritual powers.
- I talk to myself a concerning amount. Like openly on the way to class and chit-chatting with the air in front of me.
- I like women… and I identify as one too. I heard this didn’t work well in your favor.
- The whole ice-cube-in-the-toilet-spoon-under-your-pillow is a guaranteed snow day in my eyes.
- I feel a burning inside when I enter a religious establishment.