ridiculous house decorations

by wtStaff

  • Nut Milk Bag – I hung it on the wall with a tack, so I’m not sure I can use it to milk anymore. My mom gave it to me. No wait– YOUR mom gave it to me. Haha.
  • Naked Ladiesssss – If you come to my home and fancy a nice cold glass of water, all you have to do is open the cabinet, reach for a cup, and feast your eyes upon Miss April from Playboy’s 2001 spring issue. She sure is blonde, and she she sure does love horses, and she sure is naked inside of my kitchen cabinet for some reason. 
  • A bowl of limes
  • Doorbruh to my room- self explanatory. Unmarked button beckoning anyone looking for entrance to my room to press it. They are given a good chuckle and I’m alerted that someone requires entry. 
  • Jroom with a jouch and jairs 
  • Smile! You’re on camera (in my bathroom) – You enter my narrow bathroom, which very well could have been a hallway an earlier time, and see a classic, “Smile! You’re on Camera 😀.” Positioned right above the body length mirror on the far wall, and across from the shower with the toilet in the middle; You is sure to enjoy seeing the sign as you are doing all your bathroom routines.
  • Window (optional)
  • Noah beck (lewd)
  • Purple rubber duck with octopus body (craig)
  • Alice portrait (from twilight)
  • A Million Water Towers – at my house, we clip every article. Our writers are geniuses. Our artists are inspired. On the fridge, on the walls, on the bulletin board. Every inch of our house is covered.
  • Floor specific weed appartus- a UVM student essential is a smoking appartus on each floor of your house. If, like us, you have 4 floors in your home, you’re gonna need: a ground floor pipe, a mid floor bong, a top floor hookah lounge, and if you’re the party type, a basement coke spoon. 
  • Mannequin with UVM flag skirt
  • monthly swimsuit calendar, for zoo animals!
  • John, four foot tall stuffed penguin – as a house warming activity myself and my three brethren voyaged to the southern most pole of the world and, with no sherpa help, we found and slaughted the last known emperor penguin on the continent. We brought its carcas home as carryon luggage to avoid the fees (we had to remove the innards while boarding), and stuffed it at home!
  • Fucking fish – they have sex. I’m not mad about it.
  • Minecraft painting – one wool and four sticks. Locally sourced supplies from grass biome.
  • 420 magic 8 ball – thanks mom
  • Framed chaco taco wrapper

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