The phone call is a lost art in the 21st century. We are dumb kids and while we are texting, we never do what our mother says and, “just call them, make yourself known.” Here at The Water Tower, we have just discovered the that our Iphones have a telephone function, and decided to explore this ancient function. Through our explorations we have found many interesting numbers one can call for any number of uses. Here is a curated list of our favorite numbers!
For a good time call (802) 656-3370!! But for a bad time? Call (802) 656-2699.
My ex-girlfriend’s phone number is (936) 555-9721. Twitter, do your thing.
Feeling lonely? (802) 862-0135
Need a light in your life? (802) 865-7300
If people ask you out a lot but you are happily committed: 212-479-7990
Wanna be gaslight? 605-475-696
Wanna talk to a really sexy person? [ur number here]
Need a lady of the night? Call my friend dave’s hot mom! 647-987-5555
Empire Today (800) 588-2300
Need fashion advice? (877) 482-2430
Need Iphone? (800) 692–7753
Need Iphone? (888) 237-8289
Need lube? 1-888-299-2883
Need pizza in downingtown PA (610) 518-2226
Need Rug? 773-202-LUNA
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