There is no much to write about but we at the water tower are tired. To position the weight of nuclear weaponry checkup, UVM administration’s disregard for student survivors and activists, global war, and the catastrophic impacts it will ensure next to an absurd-sidebar felt disingenuous. And to write something funny to distract from how we are feeling also felt disingenuous. Beyond this front page there await a plethora of rhymes and riddles, plenty to laugh at, but we are going to take this front page to be blank. We are feeling tired, heavy, like we have nothing funny enough to say to warrant front page news. Be gentle with yourself, get to bed early, and we hope that you’re doing ok.