What a dude.
Sixth grade me
Was not ready for your long hair and excessive eyeliner.
The several times
You repeatedly flipped on those motorcycles
Really affected me deeply.
I have never been the same.
I almost watched Once Upon A Time
But I couldn’t go through with it.
It has the vibes of Supernatural,
But with Disney characters,
And it was too much.
When I turned 16
My friend made a birthday card with your face on it.
This crush has been going on for a long time.
The chances of you reading this
Are less than slim.
But if you do,
You should know that this is a prank
And I am mentally ill.
I have a lot of lewd and rude things that I could say,
But I hate to objectify.
I will say
That I forgive you for being in Gossip Girl.
I think you should do a rom-com
With a happy ending.
I want to watch stuff that you are in,
But I hate being sad.