poem for sebastian stan

Sebastian Stan

What a dude.

Sixth grade me

Was not ready for your long hair and excessive eyeliner.

The several times

You repeatedly flipped on those motorcycles

Really affected me deeply.

I have never been the same.

I almost watched Once Upon A Time

For you,

But I couldn’t go through with it.

It has the vibes of Supernatural,

But with Disney characters,

And it was too much.

When I turned 16

My friend made a birthday card with your face on it.

This crush has been going on for a long time.

The chances of you reading this

Are less than slim.

But if you do,

You should know that this is a prank

And I am mentally ill.

I have a lot of lewd and rude things that I could say,

But I hate to objectify.

Instead,

I will say

That I forgive you for being in Gossip Girl.

And also,

I think you should do a rom-com

With a happy ending.

I want to watch stuff that you are in,

But I hate being sad.

caroline flynn

the water tower.