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Currently known as the Cooperative for Real Education in Agricultural Management, CREAM is looking for a new name. The program is made up of 13-16 undergraduate students who independently manage the UVM dairy barn on Spear Street for two full semesters. This includes working chore shifts, attending four class meetings per week, and hanging out with cows all the time. Inside sources recount these CREAM cows producing eighty to one hundred pounds of milk per day. I’ll say that one more time. Eighty to one hundred pounds of milk per day. Up to two hundred pounds of milk on a good day. A milk tower is soon to be erected to account for this incredible amount of milk. 

Although CREAM is run through the College for Agricultural and Life Sciences and Department of Animal and Veternary Sciences the program is open to students of all academic fields. We brainstormed some ideas to make this clearer in the name of the program itself. All intellectual property belongs to the water tower, but we are willing to bargain with CREAM for a few pounds milk in exchange for our new name ideas. 

Suggestions so far:

CREAMS: Cooperative for Real Education in Agricultural Management Students

SCREAM: Super Cooperative for Real Education in Agricultural Management

SCREAMS: Super Cooperative for Real Education in Agricultural Management Students

VCREAM: Very Cooperative for Real Education in Agricultural Management

CREAMY: Cooperative for Real Education in Agriculture. Moo Yah! 

CREAM PIE: Cooperative for Real Education in Agricultural Management, Picking Individuals Effectively

CUM: cum. 

ICE CREAM: yum.

CUM 2 CREAM: Come Up My (friends) 2 (to) Cooperative for Real Education in Agricultural Management

HER CREAM: Honest Exciting Responsibilities in Cooperative for Real Education in Agricultural Management

HAIR CREAM: I have dandruff and it’s from the cold I swear it just makes my scalp really dry

Categories: around town, march 23 2021, wt staff