by b.s.

In a time of sheer uncertainty

Complete despair and factlessness

There is one simple truth

Rally Cat pisses

Like an infant out of the womb

Rally Cat gently suckles Suresh’s tit

Except Rally Cat is 18 years old

He does what we are not brave enough to do

So where, we might ask,

Does Rally Cat empty his lethal tank?

Unlike Gary Derr

He has outgrown his litter box

Rally Cat prefers the snow

The cold eases the pain of his acid piss

In the most vile orange

He marks his territory below the water tower

Some say its spray paint

That UVM is doing “construction” 

And they’re marking “water lines”

Do not believe this conspiracy

Rally Cat is our protector

His smoldering urine scares away

The Republicans from St. Mike’s

We should be eternally grateful

Next time you suck on a tit

Or take a leak in a public place

Think of our Piss Savior

Rally Cat

Categories: creative, february 22 2021