by b.s.

In a time of sheer uncertainty
Complete despair and factlessness
There is one simple truth
Rally Cat pisses
Like an infant out of the womb
Rally Cat gently suckles Suresh’s tit
Except Rally Cat is 18 years old
He does what we are not brave enough to do
So where, we might ask,
Does Rally Cat empty his lethal tank?
Unlike Gary Derr
He has outgrown his litter box
Rally Cat prefers the snow
The cold eases the pain of his acid piss
In the most vile orange
He marks his territory below the water tower
Some say its spray paint
That UVM is doing “construction”
And they’re marking “water lines”
Do not believe this conspiracy
Rally Cat is our protector
His smoldering urine scares away
The Republicans from St. Mike’s
We should be eternally grateful
Next time you suck on a tit
Or take a leak in a public place
Think of our Piss Savior
Rally Cat
Categories: creative, february 22 2021