by kelseydeemer
UVM twitter is a boisterous community of users specializing in what I can describe offbeat and exhaustingly unique humor. On February 23rd a noteworthy account became a part of the mix. Pumping out tweets at an impressive rate I thought only a bot could be behind twitter user @uvmknuctats. But no bot could have this mind, this caliber and complexity of thought. They format their tweets as knuckle tattoos are traditionally formatted, with one letter per knuckle and four knuckles per hand (excluding thumb knuckles). For example, a knuckle tat that reads “BURRITOS” would be formatted on @uvmknuctats as “BURR ITOS”. Their creative mind runs absolutely rampant with absurd knuckle tats. Their mind is simply divine. I sat down with @uvmknuctats to pick their brain and uncover who can be behind this comedic mastermind.
Hi, @uvmknuctats, how are you?
NOTG REAT
Just how many knuckles do you have?
INFI NITE
How did you come up with the concept of knuckle tattoo twitter?
KNUC TATS
ARE4 EVER
SEEN ONUR
HAND SAND
SEEM VERY
SERI OUS2
THOS EWHO
HAVE THEM
THIS MEAN
MEAT BALL
ISFU NNY!
BCUZ DOES
NOTC ARRY
SAME WGHT
What is your preferred knuckle tat font?
KORN FONT
What is your favorite knuc tat tweet that you’ve thought of?
TOPT HREE
HALF
TEEN POPE
CUM? CUM!
Do you ever go boxing?
SQUA REUP
Do you think your boxing would be improved with knuckle tats?
OFCO URSE
FEAR ISMY
BEST FRND
The saying goes “a picture is worth a thousand words”. How many words is a knuckle tat worth?
ONEO RTWO
GENE RALY
SOME TIME
THRE ECAN
WORK
Would you use your knuckle tats to strategically cheat on a test?
07/4 1776
y₂ – y₁ x₂ – x₁
09/1 1939
Scenario: your knuckle tats say something like “BITC HASS” or “FUCK FUCK” or some other combination of swear words. Someone exclaims “you fist bump your mother with those knuckles?” How do you respond?
DROP DEAD
Have you ever tried to do the concept of knuckle tats but with painting the letters on your fingernails? (you should if you haven’t)
GOOD IDEA
WANT AJOB
Would you ever consider getting knuckle tats on your toes?
NOCH ANCE
CANT RUIN
FEET PICS
Can you tattoo “BERN 2020” on my knuckles sometime this week?
NOCA NDO!
STAY HOME
DEFW OULD
ANYO THER
TIME BUT!
WONT BCOF
PAND EMIC
How do you feel about fingerless gloves?
LIKE THEM
VERY COOL
How do you feel about normal gloves (nonfingerless gloves)?
THEY OKAY
LESS COOL
How would you go about knuckle tats for a centipede? Would you be up for the challenge? They have so many knuckles.
DONT THNK
THEY HAVE
ANYK NUCS
JUST LEGS
If you were to tat your knuckles permanently what would you choose?
BALL SACK
THEN WITH
KNUC KLES
DOWN ONMY
BALL SACK
Could you give a word of wisdom to UVM twitter?
FOLL OWUS
PLEA SE!!
VOTE BERN
STAY SAFE
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