UVM twitter is a boisterous community of users specializing in what I can describe offbeat and exhaustingly unique humor. On February 23rd a noteworthy account became a part of the mix. Pumping out tweets at an impressive rate I thought only a bot could be behind twitter user @uvmknuctats. But no bot could have this mind, this caliber and complexity of thought. They format their tweets as knuckle tattoos are traditionally formatted, with one letter per knuckle and four knuckles per hand (excluding thumb knuckles). For example, a knuckle tat that reads “BURRITOS” would be formatted on @uvmknuctats as “BURR ITOS”. Their creative mind runs absolutely rampant with absurd knuckle tats. Their mind is simply divine. I sat down with @uvmknuctats to pick their brain and uncover who can be behind this comedic mastermind.
Hi, @uvmknuctats, how are you?
Just how many knuckles do you have?
How did you come up with the concept of knuckle tattoo twitter?
What is your preferred knuckle tat font?
What is your favorite knuc tat tweet that you’ve thought of?
Do you ever go boxing?
Do you think your boxing would be improved with knuckle tats?
The saying goes “a picture is worth a thousand words”. How many words is a knuckle tat worth?
Would you use your knuckle tats to strategically cheat on a test?
y₂ – y₁ x₂ – x₁
Scenario: your knuckle tats say something like “BITC HASS” or “FUCK FUCK” or some other combination of swear words. Someone exclaims “you fist bump your mother with those knuckles?” How do you respond?
Have you ever tried to do the concept of knuckle tats but with painting the letters on your fingernails? (you should if you haven’t)
Would you ever consider getting knuckle tats on your toes?
Can you tattoo “BERN 2020” on my knuckles sometime this week?
How do you feel about fingerless gloves?
How do you feel about normal gloves (nonfingerless gloves)?
How would you go about knuckle tats for a centipede? Would you be up for the challenge? They have so many knuckles.
If you were to tat your knuckles permanently what would you choose?
Could you give a word of wisdom to UVM twitter?
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